Category: Joke Board
"Southern Girls"
Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:
Drinking straight out of a can.
Not sending thank-you notes.
Velvet after February.
White shoes before Easter or after Labor Day.
Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:
Dewy skin.
A winning smile.
That unforgettable, Southern drawl.
Southern girls know their manners:
"Yes, Ma'am."
"Yes, Sir."
Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:
"Y'all come back!"
"Well, bless your heart."
"Drop by when you can."
"How's your mother?"
"Love your hair."
Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten.
Southern girls know their summer weather report.
Humidity
Humidity
Humidity
Southern girls know their three R's:
Rich
Richer
Richest
Southern girls know their vacation spots:
The Beach
The Beach
The Beach
Southern girls know the joys of June, July and August:
Summer tans
Wide-brimmed hats
Southern girls know every body's first name:
Honey
Sugah
Darlin'
Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:
GONE WITH THE WIND
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES
DRIVING MISS DAISY
STEEL MAGNOLIAS
Southern girls know their religions:
Baptist
Methodist
Football
Southern girls know their country breakfasts:
Red-eye gravy
Grits
Country ham
Mouth-watering homemade biscuits
Southern girls know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Richmond
Charleston
Savannah
Birmingham
'Nawlins
Southern girls know elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler, of course.
Y'all know Southern girls are quick on the drawl.
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Beauty Salon
The Nail Salon
Southern girls know the three deadly sins:
Bad hair
Bad manners
Bad blind dates
Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fo'evah!
Good one.
Hmm, Nice